Situation #4: WHAT TO DO ...

         WHEN YOU SUSPECT YOUR ROOMMATE MIGHT BE A WITCH – First of all, don’t panic. Second, check thoroughly for signs of witchcraft. Some signs might include but are not limited to: excessive high pitch laughter for no reason, strange herbs in your kitchen and Alan Rickman probably hates him/her (on a side note, avoid living with Winona Ryder [see also Situation #22 WHEN YOUR ROOMMATE STEALS FROM YOU for more reasoning behind this]).

Rooming with a witch can hold many positives if you approach the situation cautiously and thoughtfully. A witch that you are in good standing with is useful for multiple things such as; placing spells on your other asshole roommates if you have them, concocting lovely candles and teas for you and keeping Alan Rickman away from your house.

However, if your witch roommate offers to do some cleaning, you may accept graciously, but calmly inform her that you will be doing the sweeping. And remember, witches ain’t shit but potions and tricks.