WHEN YOUR PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC ALCOHOLIC ROOMMATE IS CONVINCED THAT YOU ARE PLOTTING TO KILL HIM FOR INSURANCE MONEY
This is a very sensitive situation that should be approached as such.
This is a very sensitive situation that should be approached as such.
If your roommate suffers from one or even two of these four mental issues, they can be dealt with in a reasonable manner. All four of these attributes at the same time, however, create a deadly combination, the likes of which have only been recorded a handful of times in the history of roommates. Once the roommate has reached this point, there is no more reasoning with them, and you should not try to.
Your first course of action should be to find a copy of your roommates I.D. and paste your picture on it. You should then get to the nearest bank and take out and insurance policy on your roommate using his stolen identity, leaving all funds to you. Obtain a copy of this policy and get back to the house immediately.
From here you have the option of either; a) showing your roommate the insurance policy and threatening to kill him, effectively running him away from the house or b) actually trying killing him, although this is not recommended as we all know that due to the potentially infinite personalities, schizophrenics cannot die.
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