WHEN YOU WALK IN ON YOUR ROOMMATE HAVING RELATIONS IN A COMMON AREA/YOUR BEDROOM – This is a highly inappropriate infraction that happens a lot more than you would think. In some cases more than once a week. This is an issue that is impossible to ignore and must be dealt with by, analogically speaking, “Staring the snake in the face”.
One way of dealing with this situation is to fix a bowl of cereal and have a conversation with your roommate. However, this only works if they continue their coitus after your arrival. A more effective option is to remove an article of your own clothing when you arrive at the scene of the crime (shoes and socks are as effective as any other) and exclaim something such as “Oh, is it roommate group sex Tuesday already? It totally slipped my mind!” This is 99.7% effective with the 0.3% being that your roommate actually invites you to join, in which case you should join, then seek therapy immediately.
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Is that Lester???
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